Anonymous asked: my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

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Gotta work on that spacing

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Drop dead gorgeous (1999)

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pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

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when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen

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